Reluctant Base Jumper

What is Reluctant Base Jumper?

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Kissing cousin of the Snowplow. Aqain knocking her elbows out while performing doggy style, then driving her right off the edge of the bed.

I was snowplowing her when all of a sudden I realized i was quickly running out of runway. Before I knew it, KERSPLAT, right off the edge of the bed. I never met such a reluctant base jumper.

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