What is Oldster?
1.
a hipster/scenester usually 30+ years of age that hasn't accepted the fact that developmentally they should be beyond trendy clothes and fashionable elitist attitudes.
look at the Emo haircut on that oldster! skunk spots are fab, but taupish mops are not!
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1. One who is not just old, but is so old that he/she has basically make a name for themselves by being old; They have made being old seem cool.
2. A slang, rude nickname for one that is old, but does not make it cool; In this case, their oldness is the cause of their downfall.
1. That oldster is 113 years old.
2. That oldster gave me a 15 page essay due tomorrow.
Random Words:
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A.a man or a woman how aggresively attacks the penis causing rug burn or blisters.
B.a tweaker that masturebates for hours on end.
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Something said by Strongbad's alter ego, or senor cardgage, the old man who lived down the street from strongbad when he was a chil..
