Omega Position

What is Omega Position?

A sex move that collapses space-time to a single point which then expands and cools to form a new universe. (That's why they call it the 'big bang'.)

We finished the night off with the omega position... which rivaled even the original big bang.

See sex, position, big bang, universe, omega

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