Omjesus

What is Omjesus?


1.

This term is the same as saying "Oh my Jesus." Everybody says omg or oh em gee, but we all know that Jesus saves babies.

Person1: Caitlin broke up with me. =(

Person2: Yeah... She was all over me at the party.

Person3: OmJesus!

See omg, jesus, oh em gee, lol, rofl, lmao

2.

a combination of "omg!" with "jesus", hence omjesus.

friend: paris hilton just died.

me: *sobs* OMJESUS! why couldn't it've been you?!

See omg, wtf, wth, wtg

3.

Alternate expression of omg, usually used in extreme instances where a saviour needs to be designated. Originated from making fun of fagtards who use omg. Created by me. Jesus can also be alternated with Buddha (ombuddha), Allah (omAllah), or for the scene kids myspace (omSpace).

"OMJesus!!! can you hear those n00bs saying OMG. They are sooo lame"

See omg, oh my god, omfg


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