What is Ompse?
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To be caught in an embarrasing predicament, to do something or to act in a heavy handed and clumsy manor.
'I felt such an ompse yesterday'
2.
to make a fool of oneself or fumble over a task. or to create an embarassing situation.
whilst teetering down the road in her 5 inch stilettos, the girl got one foot stuck in a drain, she made an ompse.
Random Words:
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Not to be confused with bugger and fuck. For use when everything goes hopelessly wrong, i.e. when Celebdaq divis go arse up!
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When you cock slap your boss for being an ass.
I bitch slap mageed my boss because he fucked
my girlfriend.
See cock, boner, balltap..