What is Oms?
1.
Oh my science!
While most people will say "Oh my God," due to God being their highest authority, those who do not believe in God should say "Oh my science," as it is the highest authority.
Oh my science! I have been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly apendage!
Or on the internet...
OMS! i have been touched by FSM!
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2.
OMS: Old Man Strength
The supernatural ability of old men to complete impossible tasks and make young "whippersnappers" and "damn teenagers" look like pathetic wusses.
OMS grows in direct proportion to how
much he just-doesn't-care-anymore. The less an Old Man has to lose,
the further he can throw you. Subsequently, the older the better.
Remember when Robin Ventura (age 25) charged the mound on Nolan Ryan (age 46)? The next thing you know, Ryan has Ventura in a headlock, beating his face in. Yeah. OMS. Need I say more?
Other Notables include: anyone who served in World War 2, Jack Palance, Clint Eastwood, Grandpa Gustafson
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3.
"OH MY SUNSHINE!!!"
OMS this day is amazing!!!
OMS you are beautiful!!
OMS Melissa is phenomenal!!
OMS!!!
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4.
Short for 'Oh my Stump', referring to Patrick Stump, the lead singer in Fall out Boy.
Person 1: "OMS, I can't think of an example! But did you know I love Patrick Stump?!"
Person 2: "I figured that when you started saying 'Oh my Stump'"
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5.
O, My Self
This one for the atheists. .They believe in themselves instead of a god, so, this one is instead of O, My God.
OMS, this is really great!
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6.
Oh My Scott.
An alternative to "Oh My God" or "OMG" for people who place their highest authority with Scott, not God.
Popular with atheists who have good taste in music.
Reference to Scott Weiland, lead singer of the bands Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver.
OMS, there are STP tickets on sale!!
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7.
interjection. stands for "oh my satan!"
OMS! Look at that kid!
