One Eyed Monster

What is One Eyed Monster?

1.

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.

Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.

Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"

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2.

when you moon someone with ur buttcheeks stretched appart so that your victim stares right into the hole or "eye". if two people do it its a two eyed monster, if three, its a 3 eyed monster, so on...

also it could mean a penis

he gave me a one eyed monster yesterday, lets give him a 3-eyed monster tonight to get him back

See moon, ahole, prank, one, eyed, monster
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