What is One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger?

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It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.

"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"

See purple, headed, yogurt, slinger, one, eyed, dick, cock, schlong, ding dong, dong, prick
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