What is One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger?
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It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.
"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"
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its where you flop your testicles on their forehead and pull your penis from their forehead to their chin, to resemble a roman facemask...