One On The Way

What is One On The Way?


1.

Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.

"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"

Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."

Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."

Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."

Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."

Jerry: "Word."

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