What is One-eyed Night-crawler W/ Turtleneck?


1.

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.

see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.


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