One-handed-bandit

What is One-handed-bandit?


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When a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female's pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to still gropeand cop a feel with the spare hand.

"Mr. Gossett was such a good lay that he could undo my jeans while fondling my booby at the same time!...Magical."


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