One-itis

What is One-itis?


1.

ONE-ITIS

Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.

-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.

-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)

Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.

-staying on the phone when she calls you.

-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"

-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.

-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.

-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.

You love her even though shes hooked up with all your friends? You suffer from ONE-ITIS.

See slu, slut, girlfriend, love

2.

When a guy devolopes infatuation with a girl he is not involved with, or maybe just a friend thinking he is in love with that girl

I love that girl, i think she is the most beutiful girl in the world. She is funny, loving and I just want to be with her for the rest of my life, to bad she doesn't know me...

See lucid

3.

Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.

-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.

-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)

Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.

-staying on the phone when she calls you.

-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"

-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.

-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.

-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.

"Shes different from any other girl I've ever met, I love her, even if shes a slu and has hooked up with all of my friends."

-Michael D. Wolfe (Suffers from severe stage 2 ONE-ITIS)

See one-itis, slu, dbag


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