One-teste-jesse

What is One-teste-jesse?

A guy named Jesse who only has one teste (Yes ladies; it's true!)

One-teste-jesse tried to impresse the ladies with is schlong, but they just couldn't stop staring at his lone testical. AWWWWW :(

Mallyshag

1. isle of wight slang for caterpillar thats a gurt mallyshag on that leaf See mallyshag, isle of wight..

Ooglenzed

1. Getting your pocket Kings cracked by weak starting hands when playing No Limit Hold'em. My Pocket Kings got cracked by 97 suited! ..

W.ear

1. dope headphones man you see that guys awesome w.ears? they rock..

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