One-teste-jesse

What is One-teste-jesse?

A guy named Jesse who only has one teste (Yes ladies; it's true!)

One-teste-jesse tried to impresse the ladies with is schlong, but they just couldn't stop staring at his lone testical. AWWWWW :(

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