Onjd

What is Onjd?


1.

Obsessive Nick Jonas disorder. One of the most common disorders among the OJD family.

*Most common symptoms:

-Constant Nick thoughts, may even lead to distraction at school, etc.

-Use of Nick phrases in affected person's vocabulary.

-Internet history full of Nick-related pages.

-Feelings of hate/jealousy towards anyone who has rumors of dating Nick. (e.g Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus etc.)

-Happiness and/or excitement provoked by a photo or video containing Nick-related material.

-Nick Jonas wallpaper, ringtone, posters, etc.

-Member of a Nick Jonas fan club.

-Someone with ONJD will do anything to be near Nick. ANYTHING.

*Might cause fights with your friends who also have this problem

*It affects girls that are between 12-17 years old. ONJD in males is extremely rare.

*It's transmitted mostly by the Disney and Family Channel.

*There's only one known cure for ONJD. That’s to marry Nick Jonas

ONJD girl:

did you see Nick at the teen choice awards?

ONJD girl #2

yeah he was sitting next to Selena and demi.

ONJD girl

ugh i hate her! he's mine!

ONJD girl #2

No he's MINE!

See nick, jonas, obsessive, disorder, ojd


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