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A juicy pear (Bolton area circa to 1960)
I've just eaten a lovely, slaverchop..
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Except that. And that.
Everything I say is a Lie.
Except that.
And that.
See asl, a, b, c, d..
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Feces in ones pants. Starts out warm, then becomes cold and mushy.
I got so scared that I had porridge pants!..