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(v.) A variant of the traditional
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I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that I guess my friends are all sick of drawing sharpie penises all over my face when I pass out. The bad news is I woke up oompaloompainted.
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A tampon. Particularly the kind with string attached for removal.
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