Oompaloompaint

What is Oompaloompaint?


1.

(v.) A variant of the traditional shaming where the victim is completely painted purple.

*100 bonus points if you can find some white overalls

I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that I guess my friends are all sick of drawing sharpie penises all over my face when I pass out. The bad news is I woke up oompaloompainted.

See shaming, oompaloompa, willy wonka, drunk


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