Ophy Mayor

What is Ophy Mayor?

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popular british television star from the 80's. After a brief stint on the american television series "Who's the Boss?", was blacklisted from hollywood for reportedly hitting Tony Danza. Afterwards, traveled across europe and asia, founding his new religion, Bokonism, after reading Kurt Vonnegut novels. Now retired, lives in a quiet residence in Maryland.

Kelly: "Hey, i thought i saw ophy mayor down on the mall in DC?"

Jessica: "yeah, i heard he visits the museums with his family."

crazy bag lady: "you giiiirls want a caaaaaat?!"

*both jessica and kelly flee*

See kurt vonnegut, bokonism, maryland, cranberry
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