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When an appetizer is eaten as your main and only course.
Waitress: You guys ready to order
Dude #1: Dude i had a huge lunch, i think i..
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It's like a cock and balls, except a vag instead of a cock.
Dude 1: that guy is such a pussy.
Dude 2: yeah, he's a total vag..