Opposite Marriage

What is Opposite Marriage?


1.

The P.C. way to specify the legal union of a man and a woman, as made popular by Miss California at the 2009 Miss USA pageant.

MISS CALIFORNIA: "We live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage"

See marriage, same sex marriage, gay marriage, chick, homophobe

2.

The opposite of true marriage, which of course is same-sex marriage. Opposite Marriage was endorsed in 2009 by Miss California in an attempt to begin a movement to give rights to heterosexual couples. Supporters of "marriage" have blasted proponents of "opposite marriage" because they say it goes against the traditional definition of marriage between 1 man and 1 man or 1 woman and 1 woman.

Bob: Hey did you hear Miss California's speech last night?

Mary: Yeah! Maybe opposite-sex couples will finally have the same rights as everyone else! Maybe we can finally have an opposite marriage and express our true love!

See marriage, opposite marriage, homosexual, heterosexual

3.

An arrangement in which the anti-husband and anti-wife may not have intercourse with each other, but must enjoy the company of others.

I thought same-same sex was pretty kinky, but wouldn't you know? Then Miss California came up with "opposite marriage."

See marriage, same sex marriage, gay, chick, homophobe

4.

see "Divorce"

I'm going through an ugly opposite marriage. I just can't be married to that bitch, Miss California, anymore.

See divorce, wedding, homophobia, marriage

5.

a marriage that is contrary or opposing to what conservatives think marriage should be.

living with your boyfriend is an opposite marriage and will send you to hell.

See marriage, union, conservatives, gay


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