Opposum Sex

What is Opposum Sex?


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A girl who just lays there like a opposum during sex, even though she is very much alive. She will typically moan a little when poked hard enough.

After 10 years of marriage, the only sex she has with me is opposum sex.

See sex, wife, position, marriage, dead, loser


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