Optus

What is Optus?


1.

Downward spiral...

Explains that your career is on the way down if you work for this company, see example for more reasons.

Shaun Taylor works for Optus

See telstra, ripoff, expensive, gone, ha ha, sprog

2.

Australia's best mobile/cell phone provider, offering the best call rates and caps Australia has ever seen.

Other services Optus offers is MyTime, a free calling services to other Optus numbers. Optus are also known for their prepaid services, ie. Turbocharge, when you charge with $30 you receive $150 dollars credit.

As if you were on a cap plan, $49 would get you $300 and a free phone!

Known as: Yes Optus

Example 1:

Me: Why didnt you text me back last night?

Telstra User: Because i had no credit.

Me: Why?

Telstra User: Because the Telstra network just suck ass period.

Example 2:

Mitch: Did you enjoy talking last night?

Sara: I loved it, we talked for 5 hours, How much did it cost you?

Mitch: Nothing... Because you are Optus and so am i.. The call was free, no matter how long we talk!

See optus, australia, telstra, mobile, cell phone


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