Oqo

What is Oqo?

Something better than anything anyone else has, with the exception that it is not real. Based on the "OQO" handheld computer scam.

Well, I've got an oqo that goes 120 mph faster than your Ferrari, and that's just in 1st gear.

Zombie Vibrator

1. A vibrator that still works even though it is long dead and over used. Wow, Trisha really pulled some McGiver shit with her Papa Smurf ..

Rusty Musket

1. A condition created when your menstrual chick won't let you bang her with the lights on, you splooge, then go to the bathroom, flip..

No Shit, There I Was

1. This phrase generally precedes an unbelievable event or story described by someone that the situation could never happen to. 500lb Alan..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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