Oqo

What is Oqo?

Something better than anything anyone else has, with the exception that it is not real. Based on the "OQO" handheld computer scam.

Well, I've got an oqo that goes 120 mph faster than your Ferrari, and that's just in 1st gear.

Life Spoilers

1. Children - more specifically, one's own offspring. Jeez. I'd be driving a Porsche 911 now if we didn't have the Life Spo..

Hork Crunchies

1. peices of undigested food, stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or mayb..

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1. Subtle, yet in-your-face way of electronically flipping someone off. Via Email... FROM: BadAss TO: Annekins Annekins – Get me 25 co..

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