Oral Velvet

What is Oral Velvet?

The sound of Stephen Colbert's voice.

Mark: Oh, what is that oral velvet broadcasting from the television?

Luke: It's the Colbert Report, you pretentious fuck!

See stephen, colbert, oral, velvet, candy, masterbation

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