Oral Velvet

What is Oral Velvet?

The sound of Stephen Colbert's voice.

Mark: Oh, what is that oral velvet broadcasting from the television?

Luke: It's the Colbert Report, you pretentious fuck!

See stephen, colbert, oral, velvet, candy, masterbation

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Exaflood

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Rub The Felt

1. A euphemism for masturbation. If you were a puppet, you would rub your own felt. Oh damn, I'm about to rub the felt. See rub, fel..

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