Organic Alarm Clock

What is Organic Alarm Clock?


1.

The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

See wake up call, fart, sleep, asleep, face


6

Random Words:

1. quackmire (n): muddy edges of a duck pond I enjoyed sitting on the edge of the bank and feeding the ducks. However, my feet soon got s..
1. Means to piss on a donkey that is having sex with a homeless man that looks like elmo on crack... Yes a red tramp I am going to riggabo..
1. something, specifically a penis or dildo, that loosens up a tight ass vagina My vaginal decompressant is working perfectly, that bitch ..