Organic Alarm Clock

What is Organic Alarm Clock?


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The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

See wake up call, fart, sleep, asleep, face


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