Organic Alarm Clock

What is Organic Alarm Clock?

The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

See wake up call, fart, sleep, asleep, face

Gristle Knot

1. the puckered orifice that gives birth to your excrement. a sphincter. Before flushing, wipe your gristle knot. See anus, poopshoot, as..

Jp Krueger

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Sloozer

1. A combination of the words "suck" and "loose". Commonly used to talk down upon another. John: I can't go to th..

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