Organic Alarm Clock

What is Organic Alarm Clock?

The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

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Useless As A Bent Nail.

1. Totally lacking in the ability to get the job done. Derived from carpenter slang to refer to the metalurgical properties of a nail defor..

Lindy Ruff

1. The head coach of the best and most improved team in the NHL. By far the coach that should win "Coach of the Year" for turning..

Hoogar

1. 1. A joint that is too big to be defined as a mere joint, but not long enough to be deemed a blunt. These are also generally thicker tha..

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