Ultra Tard

What is Ultra Tard?

Ultra Tard: 1. A person who messes with stuff until they get hurt. 2. A player for the New York Jets

e.g. Michael you ok? yeah oh no it's gone through my foot... narration in the background... thats cos your an ultra tard

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