Ultra Tard

What is Ultra Tard?

Ultra Tard: 1. A person who messes with stuff until they get hurt. 2. A player for the New York Jets

e.g. Michael you ok? yeah oh no it's gone through my foot... narration in the background... thats cos your an ultra tard

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5 Speed

1. When a girl goes to jack you off and treats it as if she is shifting a 5 speed truck. Even was about to get a hand job but the girl jus..

Diarrheus

1. Adj. 1. Of, or relating to, diarrhea. 2. Containing some or many of the characteristics of diarrhea. 2a. liquidy, smelly, gross. 3..

Joel Mumma

1. Another version of ya mumma jokes. Teacher: Who said that?! Boy#1: Joel Boy#2: Joel who? Boy#1: Joel Mumma!!!! See ya mum, ya mom, ..

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