Orgasmatron

What is Orgasmatron?


1.

A truly brilliant song by motorhead

i am the one ORGASMATRON, the outstretched, grasping hand

See Gumba Gumba

2.

The orgasmatron is a remote operated spinal implant that will stimulate a woman to the brink of orgasm with the push of a button. Clinical trial(s) began in 2003 with the approval of the FDA. Notwithstanding spirited media coverage, enthusiasm for the procedure has been remarkably low. The surgeon who patented this treatment for "sexual dysfunction" thank you Dr. Stuart Meloy is actually struggling to find volunteers for the trial presently the operation is only available for women. The anticipated cost of surgery is somewhere between $13-17,000.

Ladies interested in the orgasmatron might also consider investing in a cervical plug; this device should prevent the uterus from escaping during the painful procedure.

3.

A large phone-booth-like device used to automate sex. As seen in the movie "Sleeper", by Woody Allen.

Would you like to step into the Orgasmatron with me?

See woody, allen, sleeper, movie, comedy

4.

Hilarious electro song by Avenue D about a vibrator.

"Batteries included no assembly required

you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired.

Orgasmatron, Orgasmatron,"

See orgasmatron, vibrator, avenue d, miami

5.

A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.

Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?


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