What is Ostrich?
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n. pl. ostrich or os·trich·es
1.The fine art of busting on a girl's face beachside, and then proceeding to give the unsuspecting recipient a swift faceplant into the sand.
2.A large, swift-running flightless bird (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long bare neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird.
"Danielle's sub-par fallatio skills made her a prime target for the ostrich"
"Although Dee thought she was out of danger, a stealthily peformed Ostrich put her in her place."
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A woman with nice legs, nice hips, and big hair, but no tits.
Yeah! I fucked the Hell out of Mary last night!
Wow! I bet it was great seeing her naked!
Well, she does look pretty damn good naked, but, she must stuff her bra or wear falseys or somethin', she is definitely an ostrich dude.
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3.
Takes place on a massage table. With your face in the hole, you stick your ass up in the air during the lower back/upper thigh portion of the massage in order to coax the masseuse into massaging your anus.
That massage was the best! As soon as I did the ostrich, she went two knuckles deep!
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4.
when there is a ugly girl but has a nice body so you take her head and put it in the ground so you don't have to she her face and then bang her
Conner Western, she has a ugly face so bend her over and ostrich her
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A girl of average looks who seems to deem herself of better standing than you: a ropey looking bird who looks down on you.
That barmaids one fucking ostrich.
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Someone who is scared and a pussy. Also someone most likely a female who has a vagina. A nicer way to say pussy.
Damn, he is such a ostrich
I'd love to hit that ostrich.
Look at the ostrich on her.
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7.
Another name for the animal "Emu" which sounds closely related to the word "Emo"; Most often used to make fun of the genre of people known as emo or emotional people. Slightly less derogatory
Look at that ostrich, Tanner, taking black and white pictures over there.
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