What is Otis?
1.
Oops There It Is - The act of jamming your cock in a girl's ass and acting like it was an accident or a mistake.
Doc: "Hey Bob, I was in bed with Nikki and committed an OTIS last night. She was pissed!"
2.
A pretty cool guy who thinks there should be a definition for his name other than giant turds and surprise cock slammings, not that he didn't crack up when reading those definitions, but come on...
Hey look there's Otis!
3.
(adj)Used to describe someone who does things like: harrass girls, threaten to kill people, make up things about his/her personal life, lectures that your viginity is a bone that an break, makes "threats" about stabbing you if you laugh at his/her stupidity, and tries too hard to be "gangster", to impress his/her "friends".
(n)The person that sits in the back of the classroom, and disrupts your learning ability, but when confronted, he/she denies everything.
Irinia: Did you know that your virginity is a bone, and if it breaks, then you've lost your virginity? That's why girls can lose their virginity to their bikes.
Kevin: Stopd being so otis!
Irinia: No! I'm for real man! Girls do lose their virginity to bikes!
Donny: Shut up Irinia! You're being so otis!
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4.
A big (usually huge) and smelly turd that leaves your ass hurting the whole day after shitting it. May clog your drain if you don't reduce it to pieces somehow, usually with a knife refered to as a poo knife.
"- Dude, you seem depressed, what's happened ?
- Man I've just shitted an otis in there, hurts like hell... i had to cut it with a poo knife!
- Owww thats horrible man !"
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5.
a chick that looks like a guy. claiming to be so, her penis is usually about the size of a truck. she/he does only NATURAL drugs such as Weed or SHROOMS but is full hardcore. IS RAD. she/he gives better hugs than most. and is usually of the Gangsta persuasion ^-^
"oi isaac u seen OTIS?"
"yer bruu hes over theres"
"kewl beans dogg"
myow!
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6.
Otis (Oh Dis) Dick in you mouth.
A phrase and/or game similar in meaning to "Deez Nutz" in which one person, usually a young male, makes a comment to another person, usually a young male, including the name Otis. When the second male says "what" or "huh" or in any way stutters or stumbles, the first male answers with "Oh dis dick in you mouth!!!" This is usually done loudly in a well populated areas. Extra sentenses can be added to add to the embarrasment of the receipient for extra effect.
Person 1 - You got a message from Otis today.
Person 2 - Otis?
Person 1 - Oh Dis dick in you mouth!!! It feels so good!! You know you like it!!!
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7.
The most annoying person ever
as seen in the xbox 360 game Dead Rising
he sends messages to you while your trying to kill some fuckin zombies....
you cant use any weapons while listening to the messages
Otis: Frank...there are some survivors in .....
Frank:(stops message)
Otis: (calls back) That was rude...
Christ the man's trying to chop zombies in half with an axe.....he dont want some old nigga yellin at him bout how hes rude......
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