What is Otley?
1.
A little inbred town in West Yorkshire. I happen to live there and have personal experience of the horrors!
It is populated by about 4 main familied (all inter-related) and then randomers like my family and friends who have actaully travelled further than Leeds!
You tend to find the night life situated around the bus station where the townies/chavs "hang out". You don't want to go here between the hours of 1pm-9pm as you will constantly be asked "Wot the fuck u fuckin lookin at!? u wana punch?!"
Inbred centre of West Yorkshire!
2.
A small town located approximately 12 miles away from Leeds in West Yorkshire. Everyone is related and has 6 fingers. It has recently become a chav breeding ground, and consequently they multiply in large numbers, here. Anyone that tries to leave the town, does so at their own risk. The devil must have got bored with hell and so decided to make Otley.
Otley is much like Royston Vasey in the League of Gentlemen. Corner shops are all run by strange pagans. Anything bought from shops is considered offensive. The taking of "precious things" is often used as an excuse to practice Pagan rituals.
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3.
A small town in west yorkshire, the inhabitants can be divided into four categories:
a) chavs
b) tossers
c) old people
d) spastics/mentals
A sense of xenophobia is prevelant, many refusing to leave the town for fear of actually having a life that doesn't revolve around hanging around the bus station or drinking away the sorrows of their shit lives at one of the many shit pubs. Never offend a local, inbreeding has left many mentally challenged, as such they cannot possibly begin to comprehend sentences longer than three words and using standard english
"would you like to go otley?"
"fuck off, id rather die"
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