Ouija Board

What is Ouija Board?


A board game sold by Parker Bros. based off of a Victorian-era parlor game. The name comes from joining the French & German word for yes “oui” & ja” together. The pointer moves because of overcompensation by one person to the involuntary hand movement of the other, which is why it takes two people to work. Once the pointer start moving, one person subconsciously “answers” the question asked the other asked and involuntarily moves towards the answer. Which is why “the board” only answers in languages the players speak and can’t answer questions to which the players don't know.

The only satanic thing about this game is the amount of money Parker Bros. make off of this scam.


"Ouija, who were the first two men in space?"

Players & Board:



Satan! - The Board Game!

dat is some seriously fucked up shit right there i'm not kiddin ya neither

See meatwad


A Parker brothers game originating from talking boards which have been around for centuries. The board is similar to a game board, with yes, no, ouija, the full alphabet, the numbers 0-9 and goodbye printed on it. includes a planchette which is a heart shaped piece of plastic on three legs with a clear piece of plastic for viewing. You play by placing the planchette on the board and putting your fingers on the planchette, usually played in groups of two or more. The planchette moves by itself, according to people that believe that the ouija board communicates with spirits. Some people believe that the people playing are moving the planchette subconsiously. Supposed to fortell the future and know all by some. A staple of teenage sleepovers and horror movies starting teenagers.

The Ouija board said that I'm going to marry David.


its a board with letters on it. satan is just as likely to haunt your keyboard as he is an ouija board.

i think ouija board is a satanic device. i am an idiot

See stupid, devil, oui, ja


it'll definately make your head spin all the way around and make you vomit huge amounts of pea soup and pee yourself in front of everybody


the spiritual companion to monopoly or the spiritualist belief system of those who favor monopolies

see communist

playing with a ouija board is a bad bad move

See evil, satan, demons, 666, oooh


A game my sister used to play with me when I was little to scare me.

Me: Will I get a N64 for my birthday?

Ouija board: You will die.

See fuck, worthless, scary, sham, hate


A satanic game from parker bros.

Allows you to communicate with the dead.

The only dead people you can communicate with are the ones who were bat shit crazy and died in nut houses.

So thats why they make no sense.

The two pictures in the bottom corners allow the "spirits" to take over your body.

If one person plays it by themselves, they can become "possessed" by the EEVVIILLL spirits!!!

Us: "Does Johnny Love me?"


See ouja, board, satan, demons, spirits, crazy, evil


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