Outdoor Nelson

What is Outdoor Nelson?

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While camping, smearing freshly warmed shit (which has been heated in a pan, preferably over a fire, then stirred and cooled to the proper temp) on your passed out buddys`face.

Shit, Waynes`passed out. Let`s give him the Outdoor Nelson.
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