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Had a particularly loose and explosive bowel movement, splattering the toilet in the style of a Jackson Pollock painting.
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1. Something that doesn't make any sense and cannot be fully explained.
2. Totally irrelevant.
3. Typical bullshit.
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The act of grabbing the sides of your scrotum and pulling it taught whilst you bounce your penis up and down on it.
My girl likes it wh..