Ownions

What is Ownions?

An abstract vittle frequently served by one individual during a ghastly period of superlative ownage.

Jasper: What the hell!? I cant even do anything!?

Milton: Shut up bitch and munch on those Ownions....

Jasper: whaaaaaaaaaa?

See owned, pwned, served, chivowned

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