Ownions

What is Ownions?

An abstract vittle frequently served by one individual during a ghastly period of superlative ownage.

Jasper: What the hell!? I cant even do anything!?

Milton: Shut up bitch and munch on those Ownions....

Jasper: whaaaaaaaaaa?

See owned, pwned, served, chivowned

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1. When a male's pelvic area's pubic hair is black but the hair on his testicles are blonde. Drew has a zebra mustache. See zeb..

Fortune Nookie

1. That's what you get combining Chinese new year and Valentine's day....... Do you really need one?..

David Byrne

1. Function: the excessive twisting of the mundane. Greatest rock nerd ever. David Byrne, front man of Talking Heads..

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