Pachangas

What is Pachangas?

A rash that develops as a direct result of stuffing a softball in one's jockstrap to overcompensate for life's short-comings.

Hey man, did you hear that Brian got Pachangas after playing ball on that lazy Sunday?

See rash, itchy, ooze, small, humiliation

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