Pachangas

What is Pachangas?

A rash that develops as a direct result of stuffing a softball in one's jockstrap to overcompensate for life's short-comings.

Hey man, did you hear that Brian got Pachangas after playing ball on that lazy Sunday?

See rash, itchy, ooze, small, humiliation

Clayten

1. The definition of bragging about having a big dick but really having a small one. Another meaning for Clayten is one who thinks everyon..

The Real Thing

1. 1. Coca-Cola. 2. Masturbation. 1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's al..

Nuclear Penis

1. A penis that has been near the Chernobyl nuclear reactor too long. Wow look! That guys dick is glowing! He has a Nuclear Penis! See nu..

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