What is Paddle Boat?
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When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)
"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."
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a blowjob given by a woman while being held upside down for a minimum of 3 minutes, preferably done with "small people."
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Very ridiculous, worse than retarkulous or redonculous
You borrowed my car without asking and then wrecked it? That's rejerkulous
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