What is Paddle Boat?
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When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)
"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."
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One who enjoys slapping young boys on their private parts, creating irregular sounds of pain
Wow, my dad is a real guzzle pants.
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The king of hearts, because we all know he's not stabbing himself in the head, but rather, just cutting his hair with his sword.
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