What is Paddle Boating?
1.
The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.
Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."
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2.
When someone masturbates.
I had a nice session of paddle boating last night.
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