Paf Edit Meaning

1.

Party At Fender's.

See also Fender.

Ken: Party at Fender's!

Chris: I second that motion.

Fender: Nope. /cry

Joe: Fender is a tool.

Pienta: I third that motion and move to strike Fender.

Allen: I breathe like Darth Vader.

Fender: Where did Ken go?

Ken: HERE I AM.

Pienta: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.

Chris: PARTY AT FENDER'S

Joe: I'll bring the pot and we'll get high and watch chalkzone.

Allen: I'm goofy. *breathes like Darth Vader*

2.

Female masturbation, fappingin reverse

I found a video of her paf'ing, it's pretty good.

3.

Party At Fender's.

See also Fender.

Ken: Party at Fender's!

Chris: I second that motion.

Fender: Nope. /cry

Joe: Fender is a tool.

Pienta: I third that motion and move to strike Fender.

Allen: I breathe like Darth Vader.

Fender: Where did Ken go?

Ken: HERE I AM.

Pienta: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.

Chris: PARTY AT FENDER'S

Joe: I'll bring the pot and we'll get high and watch chalkzone.

Allen: I'm goofy. *breathes like Darth Vader*

4.

Female masturbation, derived from the word 'fap' to describe male masturbation.

I caught Jen paffing in the girl's bathroom!

See masturbation, fap, girl, masturbating, paff

5.

Punk As F*ck, otherwise known as PAF. Generally used to describe someone who tries too hard to be "hardcore" or "punk". PAF kids generally aquire their clothing at places like Hot Topic. Their apparel generally includes: band t-shirts, skate shoes, dickies pants, basketball caps, spiked wristbands and belts, etc. A PAF person is basically just a poser.

Guy 1: "Dude that guy is so PAF."

Guy 2: "Oh God mr. Hot Topic is coming over."

PAF kid: "Hey guys whats up?"

Guy 1: "I like your shirt, I love Alexisonfire. Did you see them when they came through town?"

PAF kid: "Uh.... yeah. It was bitchin!"

Guy 2: "You totally bought that shirt at Hot Topic didn't you?"

PAF kid: "NO... well, yeah I did."

Guy 1: "Tard"

See punk, hardcore, paf, scene, hot topic, poser

6.

Acronym for "Patent Applied For" - Humbuckertype guitar pickups developed by Gibson in 1955

Cabbage's guitar had PAF pickups fitted so he could crank out that vintage tone. Hot damn that dude can play!

7.

When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-

See dirty, gross, paf, slaff, fap