Paige Turner

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Generic term for a Jungle Bookrotarian: an unusually erudite total librarian whose tajma-channel churning skills enable her to retain the continual interest and loyalty of all her partners.

"In the Rotary International-Hatchard awards, this year's Paige Turner prize goes to..."

The rest of the chairwoman's announcement was drowned out by an explosion of Winfrey sibilance from the stage, combined with the excited shaking of clambourines from the audience.

The drama of the recent Oscar ceremonies paled into insignificance, by comparison with the torrents of emotion now unleashed.

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