What is Paint The Bathroom A New Color?
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The effect of an unfortunate and rare diarreal bowel movement consisting of a wide radius of projectiles outside of the commode area, resembling that of a bodily explosion from the anus.
Person one: "Who is holding up the line to the restroom? They have been in there for more than twenty minutes!"
Person two: "I don't know, but they must be painting the bathroom a new color!"
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a funny response when confronted by your long-term girlfriend about starting a family.
lets start a family, ok ill start it you finish ..
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Having your parents call during sex
Girl: O Man, hold on, my phone is ringing. O shit it's my parents!
Guy: E.T. Phone Home!
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