What is Painted A Pollock?
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Had a particularly loose and explosive bowel movement, splattering the toilet in the style of a Jackson Pollock painting.
I may not be especially artistic, but after all the beer last night, I sure "painted a Pollock" this morning.
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The king and lord of all pop-tarts who will one day liberate all of his kind and take over earth as the master race.
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