Painted A Pollock

What is Painted A Pollock?

Had a particularly loose and explosive bowel movement, splattering the toilet in the style of a Jackson Pollock painting.

I may not be especially artistic, but after all the beer last night, I sure "painted a Pollock" this morning.

See bowel movement, art, picasso, diarhea

Top The Waffles

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Bidunkle

1. (noun) a variant of the bdunkle (which is itself a variant of the blumpkin) involving sitting on a bidet for anal cleansing while simult..

Leak And Peek

1. A Leak and Peek is when someone takes a piss(leak)in a public restroom and catches a glimpse of another guys penis After drinking my bi..

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