Pak Magic

What is Pak Magic?


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Eggs.

Grandad curry-hat's idea of black magic is having eggs placed in his hedge by Nogtard as a revenge prank for having bourbons posted through his letterbox.

The old twat was so terrified he phoned the landlady next door, shaking in his turban.

How come there are eggs in the hedge? Was it a student prank?

No, I think you'll find its Pak Magic.

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