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A Canadian Dime
When exCHANGING coins for dollars at bank, clerk says, "Sorry, we don't accept these."
I say, "Oh,..
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A vampire who can only be seen in mirrors.
man1: HOLY DICK! I was brushing my teeth and saw a vampire behind me only to turn around and..
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*does mannerism* is a common reply for anything pointless or plain stupid.
The mannerism its self looks like a shrug with both hands fa..