Palmdale

What is Palmdale?


1.

Second to worse place to live, right after Lancaster. Seems to attact people with low intelligence, no teeth, mobile homes, and wannabe gangsters who cant afford to live in East La.

Some idiot called it Palmdale because they cant tell the difference between a palm tree and a joshua tree.

2.

A small California down in the middle of nowhere, populated mainly by white people. Best known for producing the great rapper Afroman.

Well it was just sundown in a small white town, they call it east side Palmdale. When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale!

See Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

3.

1.An ugly little desert town about an Hour north east of Los Angeles. The populatin there, refered to as Desert Rats, continues to be out numbered by tumbeleweeds.

2.A soul stealing cursed place once called the devils playround by native americans.

3.A cursed place that causes all people who move away from it, to have to return.

The poor family had no choice but to return to the arm pits of hell they had once called home.

4.

a hot and dry desert restroom stop before reaching any other desirable destination.

Are we in LA yet? I have to pee...what's this dusty whole? It says "Palmdale", they gott have a bathroom somewhere in this ratsnest.

5.

A California town in the Mojave Desert that shares many qualities with the city of Laredo.

If Raqem ever leaves Laredo, I don't reccomend that he comes to Palmdale

See icabod

6.

To touch one's self

Yo man, I haven't gotten any in ages. I think I'm going to have to visit Palmdale

See palm, dale, palmdale, jerk, yank

7.

The armpit of California... seedy desert town filled with poor Mexicans

Easy side Palmdale!!!

-Afroman


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