Pam-geller

What is Pam-geller?


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Geller: (v.) 1) To shriek loudly enough to make ears bleed and dogs run in circles, howling in pain.

2) Nonsensical rantings.

3) Shriek usually emitted by a harpie, remarkably similar to a banshee.

Pam-Geller (adv) A more severe form of a Geller, working similar to "Pam cooking spray" in that reality or facts don't "stick."

A Pam-Geller is very much like a bunghole, because it often stinks and is full of sh*t.

She Gellered so loudly that people took refuge in the tornado shelter.

She Pam-Gellers so horribly that any eavesdropping aliens would bypass Earth for someplace with intelligent life.

See rag, yellow journalism, fiction


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