Pandacon

What is Pandacon?


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The most awesome LAN party in North Carolina! It's huge, man! You should come.

NEW! PANDA LUBRICATION CREAM!

Testimonial: "Wow! The panda has passed from my anus!"

It can be yours for the low, low price of only $39.95!


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