What is Paneranoia?
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A reluctance to take advantage of Panera's free wi-fi because you'll inevitably see somebody you know there, thus hindering your ability to get any work done.
I should've paid attention to my paneranoia. The minute I opened my laptop my brother-in-law and his stupid kids walked in.
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An updated term for "in the closet" thanks to Idaho Senator Larry Craig.
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