Pants Ponies

What is Pants Ponies?

The sexually transmitted disease also known as crabs. Often refers to the larger, more dangerous critters

Glenn, you know that girl I hooked up with last night? Yeah, she had a vicious case of pants ponies

See crabs, crotch crickets, stds

Conneely

1. Locking yourself & your partner away in your bedroom for a weekends worth of horizontal jogging. Cor, im knackered! Been on a Conne..

Front Scuttle

1. like back scuttle but fucking different to scuttle at the front(doing it in the crack hole)like the missionary position fucking hell yo..

La Douche

1. french word for shower....but also an excuse to say 'douche' in front of your mom. kid- she's such la douche... mom- wh..

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