Papa Smurf

What is Papa Smurf?


1.

When a girl is giving head and you shove it down her throat so hard that she can't breathe, then you plaster your white cum on her blue face and viola!!!! Its Papa Smurf!!!!

I pulled the ol' papa smurf on your mom the other night, your dad was laughing his ass off.

See Polar Bear

2.

the leader of the smurfs

did you see papa smurf? he's a pimp!

See smurf, papa, smirf, pappy, pops

3.

When you ejaculate on someone's face and then choke them until they turn blue.

Dude I totally Papa Smurfed Liz last night. She's into that shit.

See papa, smurf, smurfette, choke, cum, blue

4.

The big cheeserespect to the big man.

Yo, whats cracking pap smurf.

ey papa smurf don't be hatin.

papasmurf] always keeps hes pimp hand strong.

5.

1. a true afficiando of female genitalia

2. a pimp or player of great magnitude

1. "Perhaps Pete should preside over the 3rd Annual Pittsburgh's Prettiest Poontang Pageant, he's a real papa smurf."

2. "Girl, who are you kidding? I be papa smurf up in this mutha!"

See pimp, player, mack, mackdaddy, mack daddy

6.

A variation of the Tony Danza / Donkey Punch. The aggressor completely covers his naked upper body in blue makeup, puts on red tights, has or wears a white beard, and then tops the look off with a red stocking cap or for better effect red elf hat. The papa smurfer then takes the pap smurfee from behind and just before reaching climax instructs the partner to "look at me and tell me who's the boss". No matter what the answer, exclaim Papa Smurf is the Boss ya smurfin bitch! and then punch him/her in the face!

Ester and I had a wonderful time at the opera house last night and then we retired to our hotel room and I papa smurfed her ass.

See donkey punch, tony danza, anal, sex, butt

7.

the ultimate pimp daddy, usually in their 40s with a beer belly.

i solicit my body and give the money to papa smurf and he takes care of me


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