What is Paper Butt Condom?
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The paper used in public restrooms that acts as a protective layer between the bare cheeks of a human and the often urinated, deficated, disgusting toilet seat.
I thought to myself, "Fuckin' shit man, this toilet seat is nasty, better protect my fat ass with a paper butt condom."
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A chick who shuns herself out doing nothing for like 5 days wrapped in blankets being bitchy. So basically once a month....
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When your ass slips and falls into the toliet bowl.
I Had to take a shit, and my ass sliped and I fell in da bowl.
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An afternoon spent enjoying traditionally heterosexual male activities.
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