What is Paper Butt Condom?
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The paper used in public restrooms that acts as a protective layer between the bare cheeks of a human and the often urinated, deficated, disgusting toilet seat.
I thought to myself, "Fuckin' shit man, this toilet seat is nasty, better protect my fat ass with a paper butt condom."
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Breasts, boobs, titties, sweater puppies, etc....
"Check out those gigantic milk helmets!", said Kevin.
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A really fat kid who can't stop eating.
Did you see Pat eat that entire pizza?
Yeah, he's such a pudgemaster!
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