What is Parasol?
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A tool used to protect stupid people from invisible rain. It is most commonly used in hot weather. Usually, the hotter the weather, the more likely it is to spot someone using one. If you do, please yell, "It's not raining, ya douchenozzle!"
Oh, dear--is it raining nothing again? Better get my parasol out to protect me from the invisible rain that only stupid people can see.
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A faggoty little umbrella that soft cocks carry around to protect themselves from the "Oh, so harmful" sun.
"Oh, be a darling, m'dearest and fetch me my parasol so I can procede to shove my head up my arse in the sun where everyone can see"
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One or more favorably endowed Norwegian beauties.
"What are we having for dinner tonight?" "I know what I'm having..
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One who invades the ass and/or is a complete douche bag
Guy 1: Hey man wanna see my pokemon cards!!
Guy 2: Get the fuck away from me y..
